Once upon a time there was an old man that lived in the desert. He didn’t have any water & he was thirsty. He zoomed to HEB & bought some. When he got home he saw a cactus & thought it was a dragon fruit. He picked it up and was poked by the cactus. He yelped “ow, ow, ow!” He said, “I know dragon fruits don’t poke! That’s a cactus!” He said he would never touch one again. He zoomed back to the store to buy a dragon fruit. When he got home he ate and drank while thinking about what other fruits he wanted to try. He lived happily ever after.